May 29, 2010
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Oprah.
Meeting new people.
Sometimes texting them while driving.
Breaking an Oprah law.
Fuck Oprah.
She may be a nice lady, I don’t know her.
But she doesn’t like you, or your future, she just knows what sells.
She’s like a prostitute but she just makes you buy into what makes you cry or laugh or scream, instead of sex…so she’s not really like a hooker, I just wanted to say that Oprah was a hooker.
Oprah is a hooker.
I hope that somewhere down the road some 12 year old discovering Google will type in that phrase and my blog will show up.
It’ll be like a new-agey time capsule.
Except those kids won’t be discovering Google at 12, they’ll be tweeting in utero.
Strange.
So I want to be the anti-Oprah, but not the complete opposite of her, like if she has an episode about battered wives, I’m not going to say “Use your backhand Bobby Brown!” But more like, “Hey go crucify Dr. Phil!”, or “Don’t listen to Justin Bieber!” or “At least I maintain my weight!”
All I’m saying is think for yourself. You may surprise yourself.
