April 10, 2011
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Boxing Conspiracy.
The Telegram and Gazette reports that the fight, which was supposed to happen yesterday, has been bumped to May 20th…
Jeremy Shulkin is clearly scared and had them move it. This wasn’t about licenses and medical exams, this was fear seeping from this poor man’s Nick Kotsopoulos. Grow a pair Jeremy, Jesus.
I would like to thank Worcester Magazine for posting my interview correctly and fairly, for a pinko commie-liberal leftist magazine you were able to stay balanced this time. It was a breath of fresh air reading that instead a restaurant review of the same place or Janice Harvey complaining about football. Thanks.
As far as training is going: I will be biking around Worcester with a sign that says “Honk if you hate Jeremy Shulkin.” I know I will be able to toot my own horn on that one. I will be having a fundraiser at my Sexiest Show on May 9th. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of fundraisers out there that need more attention than this. This one will be a fundraiser for the party of my eventual victory against Jerk-emy. Come out and support my victory early so you can come a celebrate my victory for real.
Since I really don’t need to train, I’ve been writing. Here’s a couple Haiku I wrote about Jeremy:
To say I hate him,
Is saying I respect him.
I would like him dead.
My hands are like stone.
My brain is lit on fire.
Shame his DNA.
